TEENA'S GISTS

Its 2pm on Monday My phone rings. Its Ilogebe Chidi "Hello boo" I say "Jor Jor love, I'd love for you to accompany me to a function this Saturday" What of bae, Dum Dum? Bae has a test next monday. She's preparing. What kind of function is that? "The son of the Minister for finance is getting married. Attendance is strictly by invitation" Chidi says excitedly. "For your mind na, bad guy" Haha. Iffa hear. What can we do but try? No be you again? You go ever gree? Jor Jor eh. Haha. Look sharp o. Top people are coming. Ok na. I go try. Oya Later. 2pm on Saturday. Take care. Aii. Take care He hangs up. The son of a minister? Hmm. What do I wear? I ransack my wardrobe..Nothing. I bring down my box. Nothing? I'm broke As f**k. Tuesday........ We have haematology by 11am. Its 12pm and Mrs Eluke isn't in class The number in class starts to reduce. I go to the back seat. Gerald Onuoha is there with