What does a girl have to do to get a correct guy's attention these days? This big question has been on my mind for like forever amd has been giving me sleepless nights. Why am I so bothered with this matter? well, the reasons are many. First, these days its not an akara nad akamu case o. beautiful chicks are everywhere: in the hostel, in our neighbourhood, in the campus, on the streets, in the market, everwhere! From the typical ajekpako to the correct ajebutter, you find these girls always lurking around the corner and making your shakara meaningless by competing with you in things you thought only you had and could weld.
What started me on this wonder path is what happened 3months ago when I went to Ashley's place. See, Ashley is a very close friend and colleague of mine and she is married to this wealthy, educated and handsome man. I'm happy for her o but I dey jealous her sometimes sha. She welcomed me and served me well prepared jollof rice and a bottle of coke. we sat and gossiped about work and men. while we on the topic of boyfriend and husband snatching, there was a knock on the door and this charming drop- dead gorgeous man walked in. Teena...Teena.. are you okay? Ashley whispered to me. ehmmm...ofcourse. I stammered with my lips hanging open on one side.
The handsome dude introduced himself as Daniel aand my stomach began to feel funny.. butterflies eh! thought I was older than that sha. Daniel joined our discussion and all the while, I'm not sure I heard or listened to a single word Ashley said. I was so caught up in the hunk in front of me. Sadly, i noticed Daniel didn't laugh at or reply my conversations. He wasn't even looking in my direction. It was only Ashley that giggled when I made any funny statements. Me wey sabi crack joke die...
I decided to use the most potent weapon I had in my arsenal; my correct body. I excused myself,went to the bathroom, opened the first two buttons of my shirt, applied some makeup and a little of my very expensive perfume and walked back in majestically. I sat beside Daniel this time and intentionally touched him a little in my bid to sit down. O boy eh! the bobo no even look my side at all. He just flashed a little look at my exposed cleavage and turned away. Abi him na gay? Chei! God eh! I had to speak up. 'Danny, can I call you that? I asked. 'Sure' he answered. will I be seeing more of you? 'No' was the reply. shuoooo.... see this bobo o. na me him wan fall my hand like this? ' Ashley cut in to save me the embarrassment. ' what Teena is saying is that she'll like to see more of you. 'oh in that case , you know she can''t. 'why not'' I asked. Except she wants to be girlfriend number 12. 'your father! something dey worry worry you. wonders shall never end. Me Teen teen baby, girlfriend number 12?
I don't know whether he was joking or not but when I think of that day I laugh. Since then I've been meeting ugly guys o. I'm thinking girfriend number 12 wouldn't have been such a bad idea after all or don't you think so too? lol. still here sha waiting for the killer dude.
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Nice piece Jt. We want more!!! 😀
ReplyDeleteNice piece Jt. We want more!!! 😀
ReplyDeleteThanks Gee. keep your fingers crossed. I've got lots more
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