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Lagos Na Wa :4

Written on August 15th at 10:42am

Happening now

I'm on my way to the office

The office driver just pointed out something to us

Along Lekki - Epe express way,  there is a body cut in two on the road.

I can't detect where it is a man or a woman

Half of the body; from the waist down is lying on the road.

We cannot see the other half

It wasn't there when we drove past last night

The accident must have happened in the middle of the night or early this morning

Or could it be the handwork of ritualist and kidnappers?

Could they have dragged it out to the road themselves?

The Road Safety men are directing commuters so they don't run over the body

I'm scared now

#LagosNaWa

#JayTeeSays

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