ENUGU!!! ARE YOU READY FOR PHYNOFEST 2016?

Phynofest 2, which is arguably the biggest music festival in the history of Enugu state will be going down tomorrow, 20th November 2016, at the Nnamdi Azikiwe Stadium, Enugu State by 1pm. The festival which is proudly hosted by Phyno (Ezege 1) the rap king of the East and Nigeria as a whole (my idea) and his Penthauze team promises to "shut down the cathedral". In a bid to fulfill this promise, tickets have been made affordable for everyone.

Regular tickets are sold at #200 while VIP tickets go for #500. They can be purchased at any Airtel and Nairabet offices in Enugu State.
Who would want to miss a festival that will feature nearly 30 of the biggest Nigerian stars; musicians, comedians, anchors and actors alike?
Check out the stars that will be coming through
1. KCee Limpopo
2. PSquare
3. Olamide
4. Burna Boy
5. Onyeka Onwenu
6. Zoro
7. Mr Eazi
8. ILL Bliss (Oga Boss)
9. Patoranking!!!
10. Funny Bone
11. Yaw
12. CDQ
13. Slowdog
14. Mr Raw
15. DjNeptune
16. Deejay Master
17. Duncan Mighty
18. Humble Smith
19. Mike Ezuruonye and many others.

Don't miss out! Come through!!!

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